MAGAKAWA
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MAGAKAWA
One tiny blob. One giant red hat. Zero actual policy. Approval rating earned one pat at a time, not by a polling firm.
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CAMPAIGN 2026
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The Rally
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MagaKawa
Height: one paw taller than a teacup. Policy experience: none. Foreign policy: sniffs everyone equally. Runs on hugs, not donors.
SLOGANNaps Not Wars
FAVORITE COLORBipartisan Beige
ON BELLY RUBSStrongly in favor
CAMPAIGN BUDGETOne (1) treat
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